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#WeresEVENT2014: Meet Katherine “Kitty” Katt-Martini from Universal Alien by Gini Koch

Name: Katherine “Kitty” Katt-Martini
Occupation: A
mbassador for American Centaurion, wife of the Vice President of the United States; former Superbeing Exterminator
Species: Human (well, mostly…long story, but I’m kind of Wolverine with Boobs now)
Speaks: English, Kitty, Megalomaniac, with the animals
Age: 32
Height: 5’4”
Hair Color: reddish blonde (unless I’ve dyed it, which I do whenever I feel like it)
Eyes: blue
Physical marks: None, because I reverse-inherited fast healing from my daughter and so I don’t scar



Day or Night — Night

Single or Taken — Taken

Cat or Dog — Poofs

Gun or Knife – Mont Blanc Pen

Upper body or Lower body – all the Body

Blond or Dark — dark

Two legs or Four legs — two

Love or Sex — both

Bacon and eggs or Pancakes – bagel with lox and cream cheese

Lips or Neck — neck

Dead or Alive — alive

Name a Fact: I’m a regular gal who got caught up in the fight to protect our planet from all the forces – both internal and very external – trying to destroy it, and for this noble self-sacrifice I get to hang out with the most gorgeous people on at least 12 planets and got to marry the best looking one, too. It’s a tough job, but I’m always willing to take one for the team.

This passage from Touched by an Alien/Book 1 of the Alien/Katherine “Kitty” Katt series, probably sums up my entire life the best:

“You’re insane, you know that,” Christopher offered.

“My crazy’s working a lot better than your sanity.”

“True,” Martini sighed. “True.”

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I don’t have pictures of Kitty, but the most accurate depiction of her is the cover of Alien in the House, which I’ve attached to my email.

Universal Alien:

Being the wife of the Vice President isn’t easy. Especially when your talents lie in kicking butt and rocking out…

Jeff and Kitty Katt-Martini find out just how easy it is for the wife of the Vice President of the United States to unintentionally insult an ally. Now they have to smooth things over with the Australian Prime Minister, pronto, or risk creating an international incident the worldwide anti-alien coalitions will be able to use to force Jeff to resign and the A-Cs to leave the planet.

But before Kitty can make things worse, a cosmic congruence and a little help from some powerful beings shoves her into another world — one where she’s been married to Charles Reynolds for years and aliens don’t exist. She’s also landed in the middle of a huge conspiracy and is marked for death…but at least that’s business as usual.

Kitty’s not the only one confused, because the Kitty from that world has taken her place in this one. Now Alpha Team and the Diplomatic Corps have to make sure that no one spots that there’s been a switch, while keeping World War III from happening. And they have to do so while keeping this new Kitty in line, because she has views about what to do and how to it, and time is running out.

Can both Kittys save their respective days before it’s too late to go home to the universes they belong to? Or will one Kitty decide to keep the other’s life…forever?